We’re Not Going to the Moon.
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April Fools.
A slightly sarcastic landing page for people who enjoy looking twice, squinting harder, and asking whether the whole production feels a little too theatrical to be called unquestionable reality. This April Fools blog entry blends moon landing skepticism, globe history commentary, and magazine-style storytelling in a playful, deliberately over-the-top format.
We Are Being
Robbed!
See links/videos related to this topic at iLearn.tw/flatearth, including flat earth discussion, moon-related skepticism, and archive material.
All space agencies are stealing your money, because they don’t go to space! Hundreds of billions of dollars for “space programs” every year. They are stealing your money and showing you cartoons and CGI. About 500 years ago a bunch of Freemasons proposed the Earth was a spinning ball around the sun, then 500 years later, a bunch of Freemasons at NASA “went to space” and saw exactly that. Seems legit. Why the ball earth lie? Did we actually go to space / the moon / Mars? Is there more land out there to be discovered?
They have stolen your mind, and are working on your soul. And filled your head with so much bullshit that nothing you believe is true (anymore)! We’ve been shown very different “pictures” of this supposed ball earth. Continents changing their sizes completely, and most are so asleep that they say the angle of the camera makes the North American continent look double in size. Seriously? According to Robert Simmon, the NASA dude who created the iconic “blue marble,” “it is photoshopped, but it has to be.” You do know that there has never been a picture of your beloved globe earth right? You ought to understand that the “crazy” flat earth people are often times smarter than others because they have at least questioned their reality.
Balloon photos show a flat white horizon. Do you remember that guy who jumped from the edge of space? His name was Felix Baumgartner. In the video, when he opens the door you see a flat white horizon. Then in the same video you find a curved landmass, New Mexico, that is the whole earth, fisheye-lens style. He took off from Roswell International Air Center in a balloon and took 2.5 hours to reach his jump altitude of 128,000 feet, only to return to earth a few miles from the site in the opposite direction than would be expected if the Earth is turning from West to East. Are you so asleep that you can see the curve in this video and say “Look, it’s a ball!”?
Satellites are a ruse. People even say they can see them. You can’t see a bus from 100 miles away and you most certainly can’t see satellites from hundreds of miles away! It is certainly not science. International data is transmitted through submarine cables. We also use high-altitude balloons, planes and drones, towers, antennas, and parabolic reflectors. Did you know that airplane GPS transponders are turned off when flying over 200 nautical miles off the coast of the oceans south of the equator? Yeah… “global positioning” indeed.
Flight patterns tell a story of a flat earth all day long! We are told we can’t fly over Antarctica because it is “too cold.” In the meantime, we are fed articles of future moon pod hotels. We are told that we have found water on Mars and actually analyzed the age of its surface with a robotic-operated rover. In the meantime, people are dying of thirst on Earth. They are stealing from us! I was Neil deGrasse Tyson, a renowned American astrophysicist and actor, who said “if you want to do something with $3.5 trillion dollars, you can do whatever you want.” He also said the earth is not a sphere, but an “oblate spheroid.” Perhaps it is he who is the oblate spheroid, and a Freemason fraudster, who doesn’t know shit from putty. I’ve never seen a man who can make as many references to Hollywood movies when explaining “science” as he can, that’s for sure!
Folks say they can see the curve from a balloon, plane, tall building and so on. No you can’t! There is no curve. It is easy to check: 8 inches of curvature a mile, and you have to square the mile. Therefore, the next mile is 32 inches, and this continues. At 50 miles we are at 667 feet of drop. How can the Chicago skyline be seen from across Lake Michigan? They tell you it’s a mirage. A mirage is an inverted image. Chicago isn’t inverted. Wakey-wakey. Most people are so brainwashed that “it’s an infraction” seems to be all it takes to dismiss this and move on.
The images (not photographs) NASA is feeding us are complete CGI fantasy. Other countries have space programs and interestingly enough, they see the world and space differently. CHECK IT OUT! There is no conspiracy theory here. Visiting different official space exploration websites is not hard to do. Use your eyes and look at the original lunar module. It was a piece of shit that didn’t have the computing power of a cellphone. It looks like a homeless fake taxi tent. When NASA falls flat, this house of cards will fall as well. You do know that NASA claims they “lost” the original footage of the moon landing right? They also lost 14,000 reels of flight telemetry. Space is fake! It is all a CGI movie! Our taxes are paying for it, period.
They want to steal your mind from you. They are hellbent on filling your brain with so much bullshit that nothing you believe is true. They are evil and trying to keep you away from your creator. They want you to think you came from a magical explosion and that you evolved from a monkey! That is the deception. They don’t want you to find out who or what God is. They are keeping it from you!!! (I’m gonna blow!!!! 🐵) There is also the possibility of more land… Whatever the reason, it is very evident we are being lied to and robbed!
Globe History
🌍Early depictions of earth show it to be flat and enclosed by a dome. The Egyptians, Norse, Hindus, Mayans, Incas, Navajos, Hebrews, and others, all knew that the earth is flat and covered by the firmament, an impenetrable barrier encapsulating the flat plane. This understanding dominated until 1543 when Nicolaus Copernicus proposed the heliocentric model of the universe. He was a Jesuit, which is significant because it is well documented that Jesuits have had some serious influence. Visit iLearn.tw/jesuits to watch a very eye-opening documentary: Jesuits Erasing Our Flat Earth. I strongly recommend watching this great history lesson!
The flat earth model, even up to present, hasn’t ever totally died and there are examples of the flat earth model after 1543. Books like Zetetic Cosmogony by Thomas Winship published in 1899, Terra Firma: The Earth Not a Planet Proved From Scripture, Reason and Fact by David Wardlaw Scott, 1901, and Kings Dethroned by Gerard Hickson, 1922 (where he details all of the problems with heliocentrism and the mistakes made by people like Nicolaus Copernicus, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Johannes Kepler, and so on) are all evidence of flat earth prominence. These fine men were also tightly-knit with Jesuits, or Jesuits themselves.
From the 1900s to present we can also find many flat earth pockets and puddles, but the mainstream programmers have done a damn good job of putting the kibosh on them. Why would any reasonable person suppose they couldn’t? After all, they’ve done a pretty damn good job of having us move on and forget what happened on September 11, 2001. Most people don’t even know there were three buildings that fell with just two airplanes at free-fall speed that day. Today, most children are reading textbooks that associate Muslims with it? Yea… Seriously.
In a magazine from August 1931, called Popular Science, explorer Auguste Piccard, after ascending 10 miles high on a balloon, went on record stating it “seemed a flat disk with an upturned edge.” This was at only a little over 50,000 feet. Today we have balloons going up to 23 miles and the earth still shows nothing but flatness, with the horizon remaining at eye level at all times. This is not possible on a sphere. Mainstream science says that curvature becomes visible at 35,000 feet, and this simply is not so.
We know that heliocentrism / spinning-ball earth has been pushed since the 1500s (thanks Nicolaus Copernicus – ya secret Jesuit agenda running shill). It wasn’t until the early 1900s that movies were made to ramp up the deception. In fact they started programming us in 1912, before earth’s shape was even supposedly proven. We have been shown a spinning globe before every movie by Universal Pictures for over 100 years. That alone is HUGE! In 1946, Admiral Richard E. Byrd led an expedition to Antarctica in “Operation Highjump”. They say they went to Antarctica to train, test equipment, and examine the possibilities of establishing and maintaining military research bases there. They claim to have charted the Antarctic coastline during this time. In 1955, more research bases were added in an expansion of Highjump, called “Operation Deep Freeze”. Then NASA was established in 1958, followed by the proposal of the Antarctic Treaty of 1959, and the implementation of it in 1961. This treaty basically put Antarctica off-limits to civilians, with the exception of guided tours that are carefully supervised.
In 1962, “Operation Fishbowl” took place where they fired so-called “nuclear missiles” straight up for high-altitude nuclear tests. It is almost like they were trying to mess with the firmament somehow. The name “Fishbowl” is also symbolic for the enclosed nature of our world. U.S. President John F. Kennedy also gave his famous “We choose to go to the moon” speech in front of a large crowd gathered at Rice Stadium in Houston, Texas on September 12, 1962. It sure seems that all of these events tie into these guys finding out about the true disposition of earth, including the crystalline canopy that we can not get past.
In 1966, Lunar Orbiter 1 captures the supposed first ever pictures of earth from deep space and they look joke-level fake! Two years later, in 1968, Apollo 8 captures another fake-ass picture of the blue-ball earth. In 1969, Apollo 11 puts man on the moon for the very first time. In 1972, on their 6th and final trip to the moon, we get one of the most famous pictures of all time, the blue marble. These alleged pictures of earth, especially 1972’s blue marble, are the entire reason behind pretending to go to the moon in the first place.
This puts the coffin-nails in the spherical / flat earth debate. The ancient cultures of the world and all of the flat earth authors couldn’t be more wrong, because NASA “proved” that you live on a spinning ball in 1972, that looks just like what Universal Pictures predicted in 1912.
Today curvature cannot be detected by anyone on earth. Motion can’t be detected, nor has it ever been proven, and we can’t figure out how to get past low Earth orbit.
– Obama, April 15, 2010.
– Mark Geyer, NASA Orion program manager.
There are many other examples, but let’s move on to save time and paper. Space agencies are certainly not trying to hide these limitations. We are living in a realm with actors like Neil DeGrasse Tyson telling us about there being too much space debris floating around earth to safely exit anymore, and Bill Nye the Science Guy telling us that “Earth is a closed system; we cannot leave the Earth. There is no place to go.”
Low earth orbit is between 99 miles and 1,200 miles. The moon, according to the heliocentric model, is about 237,000 miles away. That’s a HUGE difference! Why was it so easy to go to the moon six times between 1969 and 1972, but we can’t go even 1% of that distance today? We can’t even go 1%, and they blame it on the idea of a “Van Allen radiation belt”. This is the cover story for the firmament. We live on a flat plane inside of an enclosed structure. It has always been this way. The numbers of flat earthers are only getting bigger, and at a staggering rate. People who hyperventilate because of this debate, usually blame a failing education system. Indeed, you could argue that they are in fact, the poor victims of government-mandated indoctrination centres, or schools. In the grand scheme of things, the deception of heliocentrism has been a short-lived attempt at taking man ever further from his or her divine nature.
See links/videos related to this article at iLearn.tw/flatearth, along with related flat earth, globe history, and media-skepticism material. 🙂
One more link for the suspiciously curious
For the larger magazine context and related material, you can also open the full Issue #2 archive and the Jesuits page above. The whole idea here is to make the blog entry feel less like a sterile page and more like a lively little corner of your magazine universe, while clearly signaling the page’s themes: April Fools satire, globe history, moon-related skepticism, and magazine-style commentary.